USA Fanny Pack with Cape highlight-integrated-hood-horns This ferocious tom isn't caterwauling

This ferocious tom isn't caterwauling to attract some pretty kitty down the alley

Complete with brightly colored strips

We know because we open his mail

Away in a manger

right at me

USA Fanny Pack with Cape highlight-integrated-hood-horns This ferocious tom isn't caterwaulingSometimes, you need to take the whole American tourist gambit to a new level. And that's just what you can accomplish with this patriotic fanny pack. It doesn't only have our signature drink holder attached. There's a cape. For real. You get to be the superhero you've always dreamed about! (Ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound not included).